Beer Helps

During one of the many drinking sessions with a best bud..

Tuesday, 09/07/04

me : shet, momon.. thanks for insisting that i meet you here at greenbelt.. i sooo needed this..
(silence. maybe momon didn't hear again what i said...)

me : beer helps.. making people say what they're tryn to keep to themselves..
(finally, momon heard me.. basta talaga may kasamang 'beer' sa sentence, maririnig nya...)
momon: even without beer naman you can say anything..

me : but, beer helps..
momon: beer helps women lower their... uhm.. ano nga ba yun?
me : ..uhm.. panties?! (i blurted out with a burst of laughter and a grin)
momon: hindeee..! sira.. beer helps women lower their.. shet, i forgot the word...
(baka lasing ka na...? haha)

me : ano..? beer helps ugly (wo)men get laid....? (again, a burst of laughter..)
momon: de... parang 'standard'.. parang it helps women lower their standards...
me : aahh...

and then, the woman in the next table, who was all poise an hour ago, was suddenly laughing hysterrically, i could see her tonsils from our table....

we had a good laugh at her expense...

classic.